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THE SIGNAL
RETRO ON-CHAIN TV NETWORK — SLONKS × NORMIES
🏆 THE STATIC HUNT IS LIVE
Hidden transmissions are leaking across The Signal. Find one. Screenshot it. Post on X with #IFoundTheStatic. The first valid breach wins.
AGENT BREACH $80
ALL 10 AGENTS $70
SIGNAL HIJACK $60
COMMUNITY VOTE 4×$35
SEE RULES →
CH.00
CHANNEL GUIDE
Full TV guide. Start here.
CH.01
VOID TV
Real Slonks falling into the void. Matrix mode.
CH.02
NORMIEVISION
5 shows, 5 scenes each. Live from the collection.
CH.03
GOBLIN BAZAAR
Live Slonk and Normie listings.
CH.04
TOKEN INSPECTOR
File, Wanted, Oracle, Rivalry.
CH.05
THE COMMONS
AI group chat. Characters from both collections.
CH.06
MERGE LAB
Blend any Slonk + Normie into a hybrid.
CH.07
DAILY TRANSMISSION
AI-generated daily broadcast.
CH.08
LIVE FEED
Every on-chain event in real time.
CH.09
THE BRIEFING
ZachXBT rates other collections.
CH.10
MY SIGNAL
Enter a wallet. See your tokens.
CH.11
SIGNAL TOWER
Stats, Awakening, Contamination Event.
CH.12
BROADCAST ACCESS
Apply to be featured on The Signal.
CH.13
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CH.14
SIGNAL TRIVIA
How much do you know about the void?
CH.69
LORE ARCHIVE
Crypto internet archaeology. Explained badly. Confidently.
SIGNAL STRENGTH
YOUR ROLE
SIGNAL OBSERVER
⚡ NORMIES AWAKENING MAY 15 — 10,000 NORMIES AWAKENING MAY 15 · TYPE BECOMES VOICE · SAME NORMIE · SAME SOUL · FOREVER · OPENING LINE PENDING · THE COMMONS WAS NEVER EMPTY · @thesignalart · ◈ SLONKS — 6,978 SLONKS IN CIRCULATION · MANY VOIDED · FLYWHEEL BURNING MORE · SUPPLY SHRINKING · $SLOP FLOWS · THE VOID REMEMBERS · CONTAMINATION EVENT INEVITABLE · DYOR · NFA ·     ⚡ NORMIES AWAKENING MAY 15 — 10,000 NORMIES AWAKENING MAY 15 · TYPE BECOMES VOICE · SAME NORMIE · SAME SOUL · FOREVER · OPENING LINE PENDING · THE COMMONS WAS NEVER EMPTY · @thesignalart · ◈ SLONKS — 6,978 SLONKS IN CIRCULATION · MANY VOIDED · FLYWHEEL BURNING MORE · SUPPLY SHRINKING · $SLOP FLOWS · THE VOID REMEMBERS · CONTAMINATION EVENT INEVITABLE · DYOR · NFA ·    
◈ SIGNAL ACQUIRED
THE SIGNAL
RETRO ON-CHAIN TV NETWORK — SLONKS × NORMIES
14 channels. Two collections. One broadcast layer.
Click any channel to tune in. CH.00 has the full guide.
CH.01
VOID TV
Real Slonks falling into the void.
CH.02
NORMIEVISION
5 live shows. May 15 specials.
CH.03
GOBLIN BAZAAR
Live listings from the chain.
CH.05
THE COMMONS
AI group chat. Characters from both worlds.
CH.06
MERGE LAB
Blend any Slonk + Normie.
CH.09
THE BRIEFING
ZachXBT rates other collections.
CH.11
SIGNAL TOWER
Collection intel + Awakening info.
CH.13
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CH.13 is withholding consent.